Chapter 1, Public Humiliation at the Circus

Don Risitas enters with exaggerated steps, greeting the audience with a theatrical bow. A fanfare sounds.

• Don Risitas: "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the great laughter circus! Today we have a very special guest… or rather, a disaster on legs! Give a round of applause to… Guarrillo!"

The audience applauds timidly as the vagabond clown enters, tripping over his own feet, dropping a bucket of water he was carrying, and splashing himself. The audience starts to laugh.

Don Risitas approaches Guarrillo, looks him up and down with a scornful grimace, and begins to mock him.

• Don Risitas: "Look at this clown! What are you? A pig that escaped from the pen or a clown who forgot his dignity?"

The vagabond clown tries to respond, but stutters and loses a pink patch from his shirt.

• Guarrillo: "I-I... just want to make people laugh..."

• Don Risitas: "Make people laugh! The only thing you do is smell like a pigsty, right, audience?"

The audience erupts in laughter as Don Risitas pulls out a megaphone and shouts: "He smells like a pig, looks like a pig, HE IS a pig! Who wants to see him roll around in the mud?"

The audience shouts "YES!" and applauds.

Don Risitas pulls out a giant wooden board with the word "Pig" written in large red letters.

• Don Risitas: "Let's play a game! Guarrillo, turn around and show the audience that pig butt you have."

The vagabond clown, with a look of shame, slowly turns around, revealing his large buttocks covered by a faded pink patch. The audience laughs uproariously.

• Don Risitas: "Look at that butt! It's so big it could be a full moon!"

Don Risitas takes the board and, with an exaggerated motion, hits Guarrillo's buttocks. A comedic sound effect, "BOING!", is heard, and the vagabond clown jumps, shouting "AYYY!" while rubbing his buttocks. The audience applauds and laughs nonstop.

Don Risitas doesn't stop. He pulls out a bucket filled with pink glitter and throws it at Guarrillo, covering him from head to toe.

• Don Risitas: "Now you really look like a pink pig! What do you say, pig? Do you want a little more sparkle for your dignity?"

The vagabond clown, covered in glitter, tries to clean himself, but slips and falls face-first to the ground, exposing his buttocks even more. The audience erupts in laughter and applause.

• Guarrillo: (muttering) "This isn't fair..."

• Don Risitas: "Fair! The only justice here is that everyone laughs at you, you pig! Come on, another hit for the grand finale!"

Don Risitas gives Guarrillo another hit on the buttocks with the board, and Guarrillo falls rolling across the ring, ending up with his legs in the air and his clothes even more torn, revealing a pink underwear with a piglet print. The audience stands up, applauding and laughing ...