I have always wanted to have a human toilet at my mercy. No matter how much I search, I have never found someone willing to receive everything my body is capable of expelling.

The truth is that the golden shower sessions I've had in my life have been good, I've peed everywhere and in many places, on the street, in the bathtub, in the sauna... but I'm missing that point of having someone at my service and with an order, their mouth opens and receives all my stream and falls directly into their throat and then thanks me.

Or even, if the toilet wasn't available at that moment, I'd pee anywhere and have the dog clean it up with its tongue when it arrived. Like when you have a dog at home and when you arrive, you find a puddle of pee and you have to clean it up? Well, it's the same, only now it's the dog that cleans up its Master's pee.

One day I found a kid who said that what he liked most was cleaning toilets, and from the photos I saw, he was capable of cleaning the dirtiest toilets I've seen in my life. Unfortunately, the kid lives in the antipodes and I couldn't subdue him and make him clean my bathrooms.

But well, not everything is complaints, sometimes you come across a little pig that's not bad, and is capable of doing the most unexpected things.

I remember one time while I was in Madrid, the truth is that in the south these things don't happen to me, I met a guy who said he was quite dirty and liked to show off. I invited him to the apartment where I was staying those days, and he warned me that he liked the thrill and excitement of being caught in the act of doing something he shouldn't. Since we were going to be in that apartment, nothing would happen, because we would be in a safe place. I went to pick him up at the subway entrance, and on the way home, I noticed he was a bit shy, but how was I to think that after we got into the elevator and the doors closed, this guy would completely undress? I was a bit shocked, but well, it was early, so I started preparing the apartment keys because he was willing to arrive at my house completely naked. And that's what he did, the elevator doors opened, and we arrived at the apartment door, I opened it, and when I realized, he was on his knees in front of me, unzipping my belt.

When I closed the door, I slapped him in the face and told him that if he was going to do that, at least he should have warned me. He apologized and kissed my feet as a sign of apology and submission. I gave him a gentle kick, moving his face away from my shoes, and ordered him to lie down on the bathroom floor. I didn't hesitate, I took out my cock, and started peeing all over his naked body, I would have liked to have peed on him with his clothes on, but since he had already taken them off, and I couldn't wait any longer, I didn't care. The guy didn't stop opening his mouth and moaning like a bitch, and I was aiming everywhere, body, mouth, hair, etc. I left him dripping a...