(These accounts are based in part on the author's own fantasies, BUT IN A VERY LARGE PART THEY CORRESPOND TO COMPLETELY REAL EVENTS EXPERIENCED BY HIM, which seem to be taken from his imagination but actually occurred. Long live life that surprises and enriches you with this type of thing. What is reality and what is fantasy I leave to the reader's choice. You can ask me specific questions, and I won't lie, but I may not answer them. It depends on the question. I hope you like it.)

I asked, "Where is Don Antonio?"

"We have to talk, little one..." he replied.

And Don Juan begins to tell me:

DJ: Let's see where I start because not one, but many things happen, and several of them are intertwined.

You imagine you saw when Antonio grabbed my package and gave me a kiss, right?

T: Yes, of course, I saw the package thing, how couldn't I if I was staring at it, mesmerized. The kiss I took for granted that they had given each other, I was like crazy with excitement watching him touch my package, but you're telling me "that he went to give me..." So, I understand that you rejected him? Why?

DJ: Let me explain... You told us that you like women, and a year ago, you saw a naked fat guy and went crazy.

You also wanted to explain to us that another type of man who isn't fat doesn't interest you at all, right?

T: Yes, Don Juan, that's right. I thought I was heterosexual, but now I have to admit that I'm attracted to a certain type of fat guy. Note that not all fat guys are the same. I'm trying to profile this attraction to see if I can deduce something. For example, now I know that the man, apart from being fat, must have fleshy breasts. So, I'm making progress.

DJ: Therefore, with "non-fat" guys, you feel the same sexual rejection as a heterosexual, right?

T: Of course, Don Juan, it doesn't make much sense for now, but that's how it is.

DJ: Well, I feel exactly the same as you, but the opposite, and I wasn't realizing it. I mean, I didn't think about it, but I've only had sex with or given oral sex to a very specific type of people: Young, handsome, hairless or with little hair, and very masculine. Do you understand up to this point?

T: Yes, I do.

DJ: So, you'll understand the rejection and disgust I felt when Antonio tried to kiss me.

T: Don Juan, but Don Antonio is one of the three most handsome and sexiest men I've ever seen!

DJ: Of course, FOR YOU. FOR ME, IT'S DIFFERENT.

T: Let me see if I understand, it's like if a guy who isn't fat comes to me and... I'd hit him, and he'd learn his lesson. So, what?

DJ: Well, then I understood what was happening with him, and I told him. I mean, I told him that, feeling sorry, I'm kind of heterosexual with fat people. Therefore, I couldn't even share the sex we were going to have with you two. It's beyond me. And I agreed that he would leave us alone, and then h...